Probably dated that hottie Irene.
Woman had a prosthetic eyeball and she asked him if he’d like to fool around.
“Wood eye? Wood Eye? Oh, wood eye” he was overhead saying...
It is a sad story, with misunderstanding, heartache and lots of wood.
He had a wooden leg.
They fought but had declared a truce, andthey fell in love.
She asked if he would consider marriage, but as soon as he said
“Wouldn’t I!”,
she yelled “Peg leg!”
And she broke it off.