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15 Seinfeld Episode Ideas If It Was Still On Air Today. #8 Is Perfect.
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| August 3, 2014
Posted on 08/07/2014 5:12:33 PM PDT by Gamecock
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posted on
08/07/2014 5:12:33 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
To: MotleyGirl70; Cagey; Mr. Brightside; earlJam; Rb ver. 2.0; lesser_satan; Taffini; jdm; countess; ...
Ping List About Nothing Ping
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posted on
08/07/2014 5:13:15 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
(Not responsible for errors resulting from posting via my "smart" phone.)
To: Gamecock
A lot of these are really good. I miss that show.
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posted on
08/07/2014 5:15:55 PM PDT
by
Drew68
To: Gamecock
George is getting serious about his latest relationship, then discovers her homepage is Free Republic. Kramer then asks George for her number.
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posted on
08/07/2014 5:24:17 PM PDT
by
Huskrrrr
To: Gamecock
ABSOLUTELY #9.
(not that there’s anything wrong with that)
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posted on
08/07/2014 5:28:36 PM PDT
by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is PUBLIC ENEMY #1)
To: Gamecock
Cosmo discovers “Cosmos”, and stalks Neil deGrasse Tyson at the Hayden Planetarium. Joined by both Obama and de Blasio, viewer disgust forces both “Cosmos” and “Seinfeld” on indefinite hiatus.
To: workerbee
ABSOLUTELY #9. (not that theres anything wrong with that)
YEP - that was a great idea. And funny, my second reference today on FR on "not that there's anything wrong with that"
Lotta Freepers miss the point of that BTW
To: Gamecock
I envisioned this scenario for a portion of a Seinfeld episode:
At a sports memorabilia store, Kramer buys a jock strap supposedly once worn by Yogi Berra. He takes it to Jerry's apartment to show everyone, but they doubt it's authenticity, claiming it is too small. Jerry suggests that George try it on, because he has a similar build to Yogi Berra, to see if it fits. After protesting, George wiggles into the jockstrap with great effort, putting it on over his pants. He is unable to remove it because it is so tight, so Kramer and Jerry try to help, grappling with his pants in a comic struggle to remove the jockstrap, a struggle which has vaguely gay connotations. Meanwhile, Newman arrives at the open door to the apartment, sees what is going on, and says to himself, "I always knew it would come to this."
Just then, a fire alarm goes off, forcing them all down into the street, George still wearing the jock strap. Two police officers approach them and ask about the jock strap, and Jerry says, "It's ok, officers, he's just a Sumo accountant visiting from Japan." The lead officer tells him to shut up, and George is arrested for a violation of a city code prohibiting wearing jock straps over your pants.
Or something like that . . .
To: Steve_Seattle; Calvin Locke
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posted on
08/07/2014 5:38:16 PM PDT
by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is PUBLIC ENEMY #1)
To: Huskrrrr
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posted on
08/07/2014 5:38:56 PM PDT
by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is PUBLIC ENEMY #1)
To: Gamecock; Larry Lucido; F15Eagle
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posted on
08/07/2014 5:39:35 PM PDT
by
KC_Lion
(Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.- Sarah Palin)
To: Gamecock
Okay. Now, I would watch tv for this. These sound pretty funny.
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posted on
08/07/2014 5:50:45 PM PDT
by
KGeorge
(Till we're together again, Gypsy girl. May 28, 1998- June 3, 2013)
To: Gamecock
elaine’s boyfried david putty has just learned to do “air quotes” and he’s using them wrong and on everything. kramer is convinced cerie is actually a real person in his smartphone. george becomes obssessed with finding good deals on craigslist. jerry wonders why nobody’s going to comedy clubs anymore and discovers they are watching clips on the internet instead.
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posted on
08/07/2014 6:00:59 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Calvin Locke
cosmo discovers cosmos and hires jackie childs (the black shyster lawyer) to sue for damages.
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posted on
08/07/2014 6:03:46 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Steve_Seattle
how bout an episode where they all have their own personal trouble with the sixteen-ounce soda law - even tho it’s gone now, it could still be a good one.
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posted on
08/07/2014 6:05:31 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Steve_Seattle
how about george or kramer being arrested at the nyc pride parade because they have too much clothing on?
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posted on
08/07/2014 6:06:48 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Gamecock
george finally breaks down after years of tv ads, and enters the strange world of hair club for men.
jerry dates a woman that acts exactly like elaine, and both women absolutely hate each other, but apparently only when jerry is around. only kramer winds up noticing this peculiar fact.
george has to go looking for his father who has wandered off, only to find him living in the basement of a young couple in queens.
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posted on
08/07/2014 6:11:21 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Gamecock
Jerry is elected president of the United States. He changes his name to “Barack Obama” and declares that his presidency “is about nothing.”
To: Gamecock
0bama preys on straight men on advice of V. Jarrett. The press loves it and covers for anything else he does wrong which is everything.
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posted on
08/07/2014 6:16:32 PM PDT
by
MtnClimber
(Just doing laps around the sun and shaking my head that progressives can believe what they do!)
To: Labyrinthos
he is then told by elaine that there’s no way he can do this because only a black president can pull off a political agenda based on doing nothing.
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posted on
08/07/2014 6:18:56 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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