"It's deep, too."
Heh.
That joke was old when I heard it as a wee lad.
This story reminds me of a children’s book entitled “King Bidgood’s in the Bathtub and He Won’t Get Out”
As you might expect the story is about a king who refuses to get out of his bathtub and as a result he has to perform all his kingly duties in the tub, until someone pulls the plug.
I found,as someone from MA,the water in Hawaii was too warm.
I kid you not——I love the jolt of cold water.
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