[tioga]

Obama is hardly a usageaster, especially evident after his army corpseman comment.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Ugh.

Glass of wine helps prevent a case of whining.

[tioga]

Calling all WFTD usageasters. Homework on the board and apples on my desk.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Ah used to be a geaster, but now ahm jest ducky.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Good evening Ti! How are you doing with your rehab?

[Usagi_yo]

I am Usagi, not Usageaster.

[secret garden]

Bryan Garner is my favorite usageaster.

[BenLurkin]

You made that word up — didn’t you.

[NicknamedBob]

I’ve heard, “You’s a geezer” before, but I didn’t think it was just one word.

[MrB]

What a great handle that would make!

Say, isn’t there someone called “spelling grammar police” or some such?

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

The “journalists” on TV need a usageaster
Their linguistic mistakes are a complete disaster
“Between he and I”
Makes me shout to the sky
Any moron who can read can be a newscaster

[cynwoody]

From englishforums.com:

1980 T. Clark in Amer. Speech LV. 132 We can help such people overcome their insecurity by making a clear distinction between usageasters and usage experts. Useageaster is my term, formed on analogy with poetaster.

[Safetgiver]

My buddy and I went Canadian Goose hunting. I had double barrel ten gauge and he had a 12 gauge with magnums. I fired twice and got my limit. He shot twelve times and got nothing. I said let’s go, I’m wet and cold. He said “I don’t understand. I’m a good shot.” I said next “Next time, usageaster.” Thank you, thank you. Don’t forget to tip me.

[MoochPooch]

I’m an editor. Ultimate usageaster, enough said.