Because they go to dinner and pretend they aren’t hungry and when they get home they dig into their stash of Dove Bars.
Dove is for amateurs.
I thought they told me those calories don’t count.
Hmmm, sounds like you have some spy cams going.
Not my wife. She eats everything on her plate and half of whats on mine.
I used to do that. Eat sparingly in public, then go home and gorge. It’s a terrible habit, but I’ve conquered it.