They were busy making time...
Back in the early 90s my wife sold furniture in Austin. For those who’ve never been to Austin, Texas in August, it’s hot! One Saturday she was working with a thirty-something year old couple who wanted to purchase a sofa. She had showed them some upholstery sample swatches and they were in the sofa section trying to decide on the style of sofa they wanted to order.
In August lots of young co-eds from the University of Texas are in town with their parents buying furniture for their dorms and apartments. On this particular day the store was full of them. And since it was so hot, many of them were dressed in “Daisy Dukes“ and braless tank tops. The husband of the couple couldn’t keep his eyes off of the young beauties. His wife was looking at a sofa and asked him his opinion. About this time a young co-ed walked by. As his eyes followed her every move and without even looking in his wife’s direction he said “Let’s go back over there and look at some more of those snatches.”
The wife screamed “Swatches! Swatches! They‘re called swatches!”
My wife looked at the man and said “She can now get anything she wants, can’t she.”
The man replied “Anything.”