Man to be eaten alive by anaconda in Discovery special

Entertainment Weekly ^ | November 5, 2014 | James Hibberd

[GladesGuru]

“An object covered in blood with a rope attached to it...

What is he, a human tampon?”

Best Line Of The Day Award Winner! ! !

[RetSignman]

We are also told the snake does not die.
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I bet it pi$$ed off the snake as much as Michael Moore involuntarily vomiting after eating a side of beef.

[rollo tomasi]

Nature porn; but I guess it would be helpful to a person who is being eaten by an anaconda to understand the process they are going through.

[CatherineofAragon]

Oh, well, the morons will line up to watch, so what does it matter? /S

[Mark17]

What could go wrong?

That's what I was wondering?

[KarlInOhio]

What is he, a human tampon?

Or maybe the future king of England.

[KarlInOhio]

I credit you with a lot of chutzpa; you're admitting to having watched Sharknado! 

Generations of film school students will be watching Sharknado... just like driver's ed students have to watch the results of car crashes.

[onedoug]

“Hold muh beer and watch this....”

[Organic Panic]

Here, hold my beer. Watch this.

[Salamander]

The herpers are already petitioning to have this pulled.

It is animal abuse of the highest order and appeals only to sick, twisted minds.

Hopefully, the next thing that “eats him” will actually succeed.

People only get away with this demented crap because it’s a *snake*.

Try it with puppies or kittens and see how it pans out.

[Salamander]

Worse.

Even normal regurgitation damages a snake.

It takes weeks for a snake to recover from doing it, *if* it even does.

Having something yanked back out via a rope undoubtedly hurt like hell and caused much damage.

Why don’t they just start up the wild beast vs Christians Coliseum games again and get it over with?

[Salamander]

They’ll no doubt ignore the online petition but here’s their little home on the net.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152889392998586&set=vb.6002238585&type=2&theater

Getting lots of hate from the decent people of the world.

[Mr. K]

my anaconda don’t want none unless you got some buns...

will they have buns?

[a fool in paradise]

“I’ve just been down the gullet of an interstellar cockroach. That’s one of a hundred memories I don’t want.”

[Salamander]

This is no joking matter, Mr K.

Just because it’s not a cute puppy or dolphin, does not mean it’s morally acceptable.

[Verbosus]

That is phrasing it much nicer than I could ever have phrased it.

I agree wholeheartedly.

[Salamander]

People on their FB page are all suggesting they just go for it and throw humans into an arena with lions and bears.

Kind of a “Go Caligula Or Go Home” suggestion.

Do you wonder if there will come a day when people are slaughtered on live TV?

Too bad Discovery wasn’t on the air during Rome’s “glory”.

We have been desensitized to gore and brutality and sick minds will keep needing “more” to feel adequately thrilled.

[TexasRepublic]

I know of a dictator that I would use for the experiment.

[tioga]

Top Darwin Contender

[martin_fierro]

Anaconda mea non vis nihil nisi ambulaveris CUNNUS, hon.