[lurk]

Prior to the attacks the seals were seen coming out of the local sea mosque. Just sayin’

[vetvetdoug]

And people still don’t believe that this can happen with other species, lets say with monkeys in Africa?

[DanielRedfoot]

Well What was the penguin wearing??????

/ running and ducking…..

[fatez]

Two words: Climate change!!!

[ZinGirl]

hazing requirement? maybe seals have stupid frats.

[fatez]

"This is very weird because it's hair and feathers, mammals and birds," he said. "It's such a big gap, it's unheard of."

Obviously Willie has not been to San Francisco...

[Lizavetta]

We said, 'This is strange. Why is this happening more often now?'

Global warming, of course. That's the reason for the increasing temperatures, polar vortex, less rain, more rain, heavier snowstorms, smaller snowpack, more tornadoes, fewer tornadoes, and everything else under the sun.

[going hot]

Well, if it walks like a penguin, sometimes those sea weary seals just cant control themselves, it seems.

[icwhatudo]

Will either be a confirmation that homosexuality is normal or “it was caused by global warming”

[M Kehoe]

I promise that I won't ping anyone in the Navy to this thread.

The temptation is so difficult...

No, I won't say anything...

5.56mm

[PGR88]

Its because the penguins dress seductively.

[yarddog]

Army Rangers would never do that.

[cripplecreek]

The penguin was askin for it.

[workerbee]

We said, 'This is strange. Why is this happening more often now?'

Well, duh! It's because of G.W. Bush, of course! What else?!?

[SAMWolf]

I thought this was gonna be about Naval members and Nuns.

[fatez]

Maybe the thing between Kermit and Ms. Piggy ain’t too weird...

[Rodamala]

And the guy tell him, "Looks like you've blown a seal",
and the penguin said, "No. That's just a little ice cream!"

[al baby]

So a penguin is driving his car in the desert. All of sudden his car breaks down. Luckily, he’s pretty close to gas station. So he waddles behind his car and pushes it to the gas station. He asks the mechanic to take a look and find the problem. Mechanic tells him to come back in 30 minutes. So the penguin is getting hot being in the desert and all, and decides to find something to cool him off. He goes in the convenience store and buys some vanilla ice cream. He eats the ice cream and makes a big mess on his face. Finally he goes back to the mechanic to find out the problem. Mechanic says,” Looks like you blew a seal.” To which the penguin replies, “No, no. It’s just a little ice cream.”

[PLMerite]

Penguins forced to form Neighborhood Watch:

[Ezekiel]

"This is very weird because it's hair and feathers, mammals and birds," he said.

Dogs and cats, living together...

...only different.