[TruthShallSetYouFree]

I’m tryin’ to reckon if’n
Michelle’s new rules for tiffin
Are just so unreal
That the kids’ noonday meal
Would be unicorn, bigfoot and griffin

[tioga]

LOL BigAss’s lunch is not on the school menu. A+++

[Louis Foxwell]

Brilliant as usual.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Nice! When I was a kid, school lunches were actually cooked in the school kitchen. We looked forward to certain meals - meatloaf (much better than my Mother's, if I had to be honest), and our lunch was an entree, two vegetables, a roll, and we could choose from several desserts like jello, pudding, or cake/pie. And of course milk - both white and chocolate.

But over the years it became cheaper to buy from Sysco the premade dishes that just had to be heated. When my daughter was in elementary school the district built on a brand new kitchen and as PTA members we were given a tour - big ovens for reheating the chicken nuggets or potato wedges that the kids didn't like. Roasted potatoes in place of tater tots didn't go over well. I saw lunches, even back then, just going into the trash.

But the new restrictions are unreal - the photos look like mush or so meager I can't imagine a teenage boy having that meal for lunch.