[MeshugeMikey]

how many miles of red tape ?

[MUDDOG]

Llanfynydd Primary has not a single pupil

They transferred to Hogwarts.

[Publius]

Back in the Eighties, there was a British TV situation comedy, “Yes, Minister”, that had an episode about a similar situation involving a hospital. The confrontation between Hacker and Appleby about this was one of the funniest bits of dialogue since Restoration Comedy.

[NewHampshireDuo]

The one room schools on the islands here sometimes have 5 students, sometimes 1 and sometimes 0. When the school population is zero, the school has to technically stay open as the process to restart a school is a pain. (This is on the several very small islands with year round populations in the 2-4 dozen range.)

[mikrofon]

— stays open despite having no pupils

[Organic Panic]

Gotta keep unemployable Liberal Arts majors employed as teachers.