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Stabbing suspect says he’s a pirate from 1776
Metro [UK] ^ | 4 Dec 2014 | Harry Readhead

Posted on 12/04/2014 10:46:42 PM PST by Slings and Arrows

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To: stormhill
Could be true. I fought with Julius Caesar at the battle of Waterloo

Oh, really? I'm reincarnated from Benjamin Franklin and I dispute your claim, sirrah!

82 posted on 12/05/2014 9:22:19 AM PST by Albion Wilde (It is better to offend a human being than to offend God.)
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To: Billthedrill

Me at home.

Oh, hai! Is there a Mrs. Potato Head?

83 posted on 12/05/2014 9:25:20 AM PST by Albion Wilde (It is better to offend a human being than to offend God.)
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To: Albion Wilde
Oh, see? Now that's just crazy talk!

Sorry, no offense, but my psychiatrist doesn't let me communicate with delusional people

84 posted on 12/05/2014 10:01:11 AM PST by stormhill
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To: Slings and Arrows; null and void
"King of the Potato People".

You realize that using that phrase requires a Red Dwarf ping, right?

85 posted on 12/05/2014 11:23:01 AM PST by Don W (When blacks riot, neighborhoods burn. When whites riot, nations and CONTINENTS burn))
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To: Don W

86 posted on 12/05/2014 11:46:39 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
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To: Ouchthatonehurt
Who are we to say the boy's insane?
87 posted on 12/05/2014 12:16:56 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
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To: stormhill
“I fought with Julius Caesar at the battle of Waterloo”

So watcha’ fight about? Didn't Rommel win that one?

88 posted on 12/05/2014 12:27:27 PM PST by Polynikes (What would Walt Kowalski do. In the meantime "GET OFF MY LAWN")
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To: Polynikes
So watcha’ fight about?

That was a long time ago; can't remember clearly anymore...something 'bout bread and circusses...no, wait! Water...loo; that's it! It was about English toilets!!

Every time I look at this thread I crack up like the durn fool I really am

89 posted on 12/05/2014 12:58:48 PM PST by stormhill
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To: Slings and Arrows

Tough little buccaneer.


90 posted on 12/05/2014 2:53:48 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Stop wishing for a perfect world. You may get it. Who will you talk to then?)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

He bucced up good this time.


91 posted on 12/05/2014 2:57:01 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
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To: Slings and Arrows

A person needs a flying carpet to reach the palace of the King of the Potato People.

Does this miscreant own a flying carpet?


92 posted on 12/05/2014 5:43:20 PM PST by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse

Of course. Trying to reach the the palace of the King of the Potato People without a flying carpet would be crazy.


93 posted on 12/05/2014 6:15:25 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("I Only Love You When I'm Drunk" - http://youtu.be/uT-tCbvfDUg)
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To: Don W; camle; Alkhin; Professional Engineer; katana; Mr. Silverback; MadIvan; agrarianlady; ...
Red Dwarf Ping!


94 posted on 12/05/2014 6:30:47 PM PST by null and void (The better I know obama, the less I fear a president Biden.)
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To: Don W

Failure to do so gets you 10 minutes WOO.


95 posted on 12/05/2014 6:58:40 PM PST by SoothingDave
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To: Slings and Arrows

Columbus would have never put up with this Riff-Raff.

Blackbeard maybe, but not Columbus. He is obviously telling a fib.


96 posted on 12/05/2014 7:01:06 PM PST by eyedigress (e(!zOld storm chaser from the west)/?s)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Arrrr.


97 posted on 12/06/2014 8:21:24 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Stop wishing for a perfect world. You may get it. Who will you talk to then?)
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To: Billthedrill

It is obvious from your photo, that your parents ensured that you turned out well-rounded...


98 posted on 12/06/2014 8:28:22 AM PST by Delta Dawn (Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Pirate? So what, I’m the queen of England.

5.56mm


99 posted on 12/06/2014 8:59:04 AM PST by M Kehoe
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