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To: dfwgator
Here we go again...


8 posted on 12/06/2014 8:32:51 PM PST by PROCON (Always give 100%...unless you're donating blood.)
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To: PROCON

Randy : Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude : ‘S’mofo butter layin’ me to da’ BONE! Jackin’ me up... tight me!
Randy : I’m sorry, I don’t understand.
First Jive Dude : Cutty say ‘e can’t HANG!
Jive Lady : Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy : Oh, good.
Jive Lady : He said that he’s in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy : All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I’ll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady : Jus’ hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da’ rebound on da’ med side.
Second Jive Dude : What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady : Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don’ want no help, chump don’t GET da’ help!
First Jive Dude : Say ‘e can’t hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady : Jive dude don’t got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!


9 posted on 12/06/2014 8:35:16 PM PST by dfwgator
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10 posted on 12/06/2014 8:36:32 PM PST by Clay Moore ("911 is for when the backhoe won't start." JRandomFreeper)
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