"As you may know, I first came to public attention through my appearances in certain, rather... eerie, macabre films. But you may be surprised to know that I haven't made one in several years. This is because I have a great deal of respect for this kind of film, and I don't think that very god ones are being produced any more. Week after week, I find myself receiving scripts like "The Creature from the Black Studies Program"... and "Frankenstein Snubs the Wolfman". And, of course, "Dr. Terror's House of Pancakes". To give you an idea to the depths at which this sort of picture has sunk nowadays, I can't do better than to show you some coming attractions. Here, then, are the trailers for three current films......