7,500 pairs of LeBron Nikes stolen

ESPN ^ | December 12, 2014 | Darren Rovell

[ConservativeStatement]

A Memphis man has been charged with theft of property after driving away with a truck full of 7,500 pairs of the newest LeBron 12 Nike shoes with a retail value of approximately $1.5 million.

In early November, police say Charles Jennings, an employee of cargo transportation company Intermodal Cartage Group, used his ID card to get into a secure lot and drive away with the valuable shoes.

[Fungi]

Can’t breathe—pants up don't loot. Guess nobody listened.

[ConservativeStatement]

Can’t run, no shoes.

[TigersEye]

Free shoes go good with free cigars and tax-free cigarettes.

[Norm Lenhart]

Lemmie guess. Perp was a white christian exercising his privilege.

No?

[wastedyears]

Sneakers are worth that much?

I’ll be off planet. Someone send out word when we’re back to normal.

[Norm Lenhart]

I remember spending $50 for a pair of Reeboks and thinking THAT was insane.

Brace new world we live in.

[Cowboy Bob]

Probably cost $1 per pair to make in Viet Nam.

[golux]

Never criticize a man until you’ve walked a mile in his moccasins.

That way, when you do, you’re a mile away, and you’ve got his shoes!

(#HANDSUPDONTSHOOT #BRINGBACKOURGIRLS #HOPECHANGE)

[golux]

Ahh, the 12+ “EBT Card” demographic. No work, no parental responsibility, no mortgage, no car payment... Just dat EBT an’ sum SHOOOZ.

[rawcatslyentist]

Dude had a good paying job. Legal. Threw it away for a chunk o change.

At least we'll pay his room and board for a couple of years when they catch him.

What a mental defective.

[TChad]

$200 retail.

[MaxMax]

Gummy shoes?

[TChad]

Gummy shoes?

I just wonder if they glow in the dark.

At that price, they'd better.

[Trillian]

I want to play simon says with the bottoms.

[Aria]

Pretty dang cool looking.

[Politicalkiddo]

How can anyone honestly believe that they can steal over 7,000 pairs of sneakers without being noticed? Seriously?

[Politicalkiddo]

Reminds me of Gusher candies.

[scrabblehack]

http://boyslife.org/jokes/12359/the-hard-working-centipede/