[Chainmail]

Ooh! Pieces of dead scorpions all over the place!

Gimme a break: what a worthless weapon.

[SampleMan]

Indeed, those scorpions might be alive when they are put into the shells, but I don't see them surviving the trip.

This is what passes for a good idea, when you have a group of goat cuddlers that don't have a clue physics is.