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To: BenLurkin

A string sees a sign outside a bar that says “No Strings Allowed”. So he unravels his ends and ties himself in the middle. He walks in and the bartender says, “Are you a string?”. He replies, “No, I’m a frayed knot.”


19 posted on 12/22/2014 8:21:50 AM PST by Gritty-Kitty
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To: Gritty-Kitty

You need to “string” yourself up for that joke.


28 posted on 12/22/2014 8:45:08 AM PST by mdmathis6 ("trapped by hyenas, Bill had as much life expectancy as a glass table at a UVA Frat house party!/s)
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To: Gritty-Kitty

You need to “string” yourself up for that joke.


29 posted on 12/22/2014 8:45:28 AM PST by mdmathis6 ("trapped by hyenas, Bill had as much life expectancy as a glass table at a UVA Frat house party!/s)
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