Is going to war all about attracting women? Violent conflict can give men a biological benefit

UK Daily Mail ^ | December 30, 2014 | Mark Prigg

[xzins]

Or those best at fighting are best in physique and best in health.

Putting books in a house doesn’t make children more successful. Reading to them, demonstrating a love of reading, encouraging them to be readers is the issue.

Any dolt can put a book on a shelf.

[faithhopecharity]

“I measure my manhood with a ruler.” ——— Sorry to hear that. I measure my manhood with a meter stick. :)

[Norm Lenhart]

Mine was last measured by Google Earth. Took several frames...

[Vermont Lt]

I have this theory about the sun coming up every morning. My theory is that the sun doesn’t really go up, but rather we are moving.

But it needs some more validation.

I think I will try to get a couple of million in a grant.

[onedoug]

For primitives.

[VanDeKoik]

Ha! Well played.

[Vermont Lt]

Two guys stop to urinate off a bridge.

The first guy says, “Boy, that water is cold.”

The second guy says, “And the bottom is rocky and the fish are biting.”

Da-dump-pow

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Even the Bible mentions how the Israeli women loved Babylonian cavalryman dressed in Vermillon!

On Leave by Wilhelm Zimmer

[Norm Lenhart]

Alternate punchline “It’s deep too!”

[9YearLurker]

‘Cept you wouldn’t have any football players if that weren’t about attracting women.

[Himyar]

Or a cowboy. It’s really great when he’s in the military AND a cowboy.

[Lazamataz]

I never said how long the ruler was.

You are familiar with the Astronomical Unit as a unit of measure?

[Fightin Whitey]

Everything is about attracting women.

True enough. Everything earthly at least.

[MeganC]

“Women Love Manly Men and Men love Feminine Women.”

How true that is!!!

[faithhopecharity]

Oh my. We’ve started something now!? Keep a firm grasp on it lest O tries to redistribute it to the less fortunate. After all, you didn’t earn all that by yourself, did you?!

[Delta Dawn]

Are you taking applications?

[DallasGal]

I suppose the answer to that is yes LOL The application part is easy. It’s the basic training course that eliminates the men from the boys....haha

[BenLurkin]

People need to bear this kind of thing in mind before estimating women too highly.

[ansel12]

Alternative punch line, “deep too”.

[Vermont Lt]

“It’s deep too”

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Yes, I like that punch line too. But the thought of fish nibbling just gives it that “je ne cais quoi” that makes me feel just a little uncomfortable.

Its like the second guys wins, but at a price. Ha ha.