Some more good insulting is necessary today.
Q.What did the moslem do when his dishwasher stopped working?
A. He beat the crap out of her!
Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Q. How do Muslims practice safe sex?
A. They mark the camels that kick.
Q. What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats?
A. A pimp.
Q. What's the hardest part about a Muslim killing his own daughter?
A. Suppressing the erection.
Q. What do you say to a Pakistani at Christmas?
A. A quart of milk, a loaf of bread and a pack of Marlboros please.
Q. What can Saudi Arabia do to raise the average IQ in the country?
A. Allow Jews to come in.
Q: What's the difference between Dar al-islam and Dannon yogurt?
A: The yogurt has a living culture.
i got a million of 'em
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01/07/2015 5:38:01 PM PST by
MeshugeMikey
("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)