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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 01/09/2015 4:40:53 AM PST by Lucky9teen

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Just give the signal, if you feel threatened

1 posted on 01/09/2015 4:40:53 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

FIRST


2 posted on 01/09/2015 4:43:21 AM PST by Old Sarge (Its the Sixties all over again, but with crappy music...)
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To: Lucky9teen
Somewhere near the front...

Two elderly women having a coffee, one asks the other, "Did you come on the bus?"

"Yes," she replies, "but I made it look like an asthma attack."




A mad guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his model 1911 Colt .45 caliber pistol with an 8-round magazine, and yelled, "Who in here has been sleeping with my wife?"

A voice from the back of the bar yelled back, "You need more ammo."
h/t Leo



h/t Ray

h/t dave
3 posted on 01/09/2015 4:43:45 AM PST by upchuck (Entrenched incumbency is the disease. Fresh blood is the cure.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Okay, WHO ELSE started singing at this one:


4 posted on 01/09/2015 4:44:25 AM PST by Old Sarge (Its the Sixties all over again, but with crappy music...)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

ISLAM VS. AMERICA
UNDER ANY OTHER PRESIDENT:


CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST




5 posted on 01/09/2015 4:47:23 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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And to think, Harrison Ford shot the scene that way because he had dysentary at the time and couldn’t swordfight...


6 posted on 01/09/2015 4:48:59 AM PST by Old Sarge (Its the Sixties all over again, but with crappy music...)
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To: Lucky9teen

In early today, Lucky. Have a great weekend!!


7 posted on 01/09/2015 4:56:23 AM PST by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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Lemme try it !


8 posted on 01/09/2015 4:57:30 AM PST by Delta 21 (Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Good Morning!


9 posted on 01/09/2015 5:11:09 AM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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TOP TEN! WOO HOO!


10 posted on 01/09/2015 5:15:48 AM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Top 20?


11 posted on 01/09/2015 5:18:54 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Lucky9teen
TOP TWENTY!!!!
12 posted on 01/09/2015 5:25:45 AM PST by Rummyfan
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To: Delta 21

13 posted on 01/09/2015 5:26:49 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: left that other site

I’m in there somewhere..

I like to Sing-A. Classic.


14 posted on 01/09/2015 5:26:53 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz ("Global Warming is caused by government grants to academics." DJ Taylor)
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To: Liberty Valance

Top twenty! Wish the temps were in the 20s


15 posted on 01/09/2015 5:28:48 AM PST by Yorlik803 ( Church/Caboose in 2016)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top 20!! It’s Silliness All Day!!!


16 posted on 01/09/2015 5:30:02 AM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
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17 posted on 01/09/2015 5:39:25 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Lucky9teen
Durka Durka Durka!
18 posted on 01/09/2015 5:41:50 AM PST by Rummyfan
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I was reading comics yesterday, and I happened to glance up at my tabs and had a laugh at this sight:

It reminded me of the time I lived half a block from a Steak and Egg in downtown Toledo [OH], on any cold winter's night it was infested with a crowd of 'Ladies of the Evening' if you will, [and I employ that term loosely] that instantly inspired me to refer that eatery as 'Steak and Hooker'--even 36 years later...

19 posted on 01/09/2015 5:45:25 AM PST by W. (Bureaucracy kills enterprise, and communism doesen't work. Any OTHER bright ideas, 0bama?)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

I actually sang when i saw that!

LOL!

Islam is a shame-based culture and can’t stand ridicule.
Ridicule is a powerful weapon, but nukes will work in a pinch.


20 posted on 01/09/2015 5:52:54 AM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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