Posted on 01/09/2015 4:40:53 AM PST by Lucky9teen
HUZZAH!!
>> Now, stay single and live happily ever after.<<
If you think you start missing the married life, just remember it’s cheaper just to pay someone to come by and kick you in the b@lls every few days.
“I’d get down to the gates of Hell and Satan would JUMP OUT....RRROOAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!! Ah #@$#...you were married huh? Well, I guess there’s nothing much new for you here. Well, I’ll give you the nickel tour anyway....see that? That’s where we torment the soul.......OOOOOOOH! Say, you didn’t happen to see any single guys coming down the tunnel did you? I can scare the $#@# out of them. Oh &*(! ....you were married twice? Want a job? That qualifies you for the job placement program here in Hell...”
-Sam Kinison
lol...now that is perfect!
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