[Cecily]

Miss Jamaica was striking with her short hairstyle.

[PROCON]

[Vendome]

Rules?

[relictele]

Trust me, Miss Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran were stunning under their shrouds. The smell, I mean.

[Clemenza]

Notice that nobody from the British Isles never win these things? Nor do southern USA debutantes? I liked Brazil and Jamaica the best this year.

[octex]

I was watching the Pro Bowl, but checked the pagent during the ads and timeouts.

Early on, I picked Jamaica and USA to be the final two. Jamaica was beautiful!

I was surprised that Colombia won; she’s not very pretty compared to the other two and has a pear shaped body.

[Born to Conserve]

What do beauty pageants and BBQ contests have in common?

The judges.

These girls are okay, but the are not the prettiest, and BBQ contest BBQ absolutely sucks. I think they’re using the same judges for both.

[twister881]

I volunteer to console any of the 87 non-winners.

[Recompennation]

If you’re not first you’re last.

[Rodamala]

Miss USA was given one of these from the Community Chest:

[Erik Latranyi]

[N. Theknow]

[iowamark]

Hawt!