[Oliviaforever]

“The bullet first struck his father in the buttock and then hit the right shoulder of his mother, who is eight months pregnant...”

Apparently, mom’s doctor ordered her to refrain from sex, but her dentist made no such orders.

[bramps]

The kid was heard muttering, “Yeah, dad? I’m a pain in the ass, huh”?

[moovova]

I anxiously await the computer-generated crime scene reconstruction...

[WomBom]

Lol

You should be a detective