I love my mother enough not to call her and announce that I'm ordering a 20-piece McNuggets (1140 calories including the BBQ sauce), large Coke (310 calories), and medium fries (380 calories) for lunch at McDonalds.
But I would call her and tell her that I'll be ordering the Chick-Fil-A spicy chicken sandwich (440 calories) and medium waffle fries (400 calories) with a Coke Zero (0 calories) any time.
Best part about my new job? It takes me less one minute to walk to the nearest Chick-Fil-A.
My mother died 7 years ago. If they offer me free food for calling my mother, I will break down in tears at the counter, become completely inconsolable, and then sue McDonalds for $50 million.
My mother would get a kick out of that.