Myrtle Beach police responded to shoplifting report involving dishes and olive oil

The State ^ | February 24, 2015 | Elizabeth Townsend

[SamAdams76]

The perpetrator of this olive oil caper is pictured below.

[George from New England]

Why am I reading this ??

[BastropBarbie]

Am I missing something? Why is this news?

[9thLife]

Related to 50 Shades maybe?

[yarddog]

Well I thought there would be more to the story than there was.

[SamAdams76]

Why am I reading this ??

Not sure, but my theory is that you saw a headline pertaining to a shoplifting at a Wal-Mart in Myrtle Beach and you clicked on it.

[tumblindice]

I picked my nose once and it bleeded.

[Cowgirl of Justice]

Please pull this thread. Christians are being beheaded, prisoners are being burned alive, our country is dying and this stupid article is headlining with these tragedies??!!

[TaMoDee]

You saw her pic, the almost clone of Lil’Debbie, and were wondering how to use Olive Oil instead of mayonnaise for hair dressing.

[Rodamala]

Meanwhile, the Florida Mayonnaise Bandit remains on the prowl.

Suspect last seen in the Washington D.C. area carrying two 30 ounce jars of Hellmann's.

[tioga]

LMAO

[Beowulf9]

Finally, some news I can deal with.

Get her!

[Sgt_Schultze]

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

She and DWS separated at birth?

[PAR35]

Because only crackers steal dishes and olive oil.

[SamAdams76]

Please pull this thread. Christians are being beheaded, prisoners are being burned alive, our country is dying and this stupid article is headlining with these tragedies??!!

Aren't you the same one that recently posted on a thread called "Alleged thieves butt-dial boss, tell him about stealing company equipment"?

[MaxMax]

[tumblindice]

“What’s the green stuff on his teeth? And he’s trying to kiss me. Ohhhhhhhh!”
Olive Oyl

[Gamecock]

Excuse me while I purge that image from my brain:

[tumblindice]

“Big Joe’s the name,” I told him mine, and he said,
“The name of my rig is Phantom 309.”