[SamAdams76]

The perpetrator of this olive oil caper is pictured below.

[George from New England]

Why am I reading this ??

[BastropBarbie]

Am I missing something? Why is this news?

[yarddog]

Well I thought there would be more to the story than there was.

[tumblindice]

I picked my nose once and it bleeded.

[Rodamala]

Meanwhile, the Florida Mayonnaise Bandit remains on the prowl.

Suspect last seen in the Washington D.C. area carrying two 30 ounce jars of Hellmann's.

[Beowulf9]

Finally, some news I can deal with.

Get her!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

She and DWS separated at birth?

[MaxMax]

[tumblindice]

“What’s the green stuff on his teeth? And he’s trying to kiss me. Ohhhhhhhh!”
Olive Oyl

[Gamecock]

Excuse me while I purge that image from my brain:

[tumblindice]

“Big Joe’s the name,” I told him mine, and he said,
“The name of my rig is Phantom 309.”

[tinyowl]

Guilty

[smokingfrog]

Around 7 p.m. Saturday, an unknown person stole three cans of pineapple chunks, a case of Corona beer, an 18-pack of Corona beer, a three-gallon beverage dispenser and three gallons of Hawaiian punch. The offender pushed a witness out of the way when she told him to stop as he pushed the cart out without paying. He was not apprehended.

http://www.statesboroherald.com/m/section/250/article/66109/

[SWAMPSNIPER]

I don’t wanna know where she stashed the loot.