But comrade, you are not supposed to make big decisions for yourself like how to have your tea. Our glorious leaders make such decisions for us, for the general good. You are only to obey their directions without thinking for yourself.
It's as if The First Hawg wants to be "America's Mommy" responsible for treating us all as if we were children.
First off, I'm more than 50 years old. Secondly, my Mom has gone to live with the angels, and The First Hawg would be a very poor substitute.