/johnny
This is the equal of my arriving at my apartment some years ago and finding an urban outdoorsman trying to jimmy my door open. I think he was a bit surprised to find my handgun screwed into his ear.
If she had a smart TV, she wouldn’t need a Blu-Ray player with wi-fi to get Netflix.
As we always maintained, the best assistance we always had in catching criminals was their stupidity. Had many a “gee let me talk to my buddy in the cell about what I did” cases.