Boudreaux and Thibedeaux were out in the bayou alligator hunting one day.
And the governor drove by just in time to see them pull a yankee out of the bayou into the pereaux.
The governor said, I’m going to give you boys a citation. Y’all are heros for saving this yankee. We’ll take this guy up to the hospital and have him checked out.
As they were walking back to their pereaux, Thibedeaux said, did you hear that, “I’m a hero.”.
Boudreaux said, “well Mr. Hero, what are we going to do now. That governor just drove off with our bait.”
You got the phonetics correct, but it’s spelled “pirogue”.