Has he tried to apply at Chik-fil-a?
Just there today at CfA. Such nice kids.
I believe none of the franchise owners has a CFO position open that pays his level of salary (200k/yr) and benefits (1M in stock options).
Somehow, I rather doubt that he would do at all well starting at the lowest position and working his way up, since along the way he would have to show his competence at the cash register and drive-thru window before he could seek a managerial position.