When my girl’s team would score they would all run to the center of the field, lay their hands in a circle and shout “Go Starzs!”, then quickly line up for the ball. Our defense and keeper had as much to do with the goal as the kid that scored it.
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Youtube has entire collections of premature celebration. Some are quite funny.
This is not a Darwin Award situation. Somebody has to die in a stupid way for that award. This is just a Dunce Award situation. Like a football player spiking the ball at the ten yard line.
What’s the hardest part of playing soccer? - having to tell your parents that you’re gay.
Apparently the Macedonian team wasn’t led by either Phillip or Alexander. The Gibraltar team probably was led by either Wellington or Nelson.