[Gosh I love this neighborhood]

Here in Michigan, we have a forecast of rain turning to snow. I would welcome some global warming.

[Buckeye McFrog]

I lived in Michigan for a few years when I was younger. I recall asking one of the locals I met when I got there what it was like.

“Well,” he told me, stroking his chin and speaking pensively, “one year we had five inches of snow on my birthday. And my birthday is April 29.”