[TurboZamboni]

Someone needs tell that volcano to stop- it’s Earth Day!

[Olog-hai]

Oh noes. Not on Lenin’s bEarth Day! All the CO₂, SO_x and stuff . . . how can we blame it on anthropogenic causes now?

[skr]

Prayers for those who affected.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Happy Erf Day!

[EBH]

Now we just need a good eruption in the northern hemisphere...and we’ll get a good old fashioned mini-ice age

[Rome2000]

Cool

Too bad it didn’t happen in DC

[familyop]

The increasing movement of the magnetic field follows the increasing movement of the outer core and mantle. Anyone spotted magnetic north lately (must be accompanied by year of spotting and credible source)?

[Seruzawa]

The resultant spike in planetary CO2 will be falsely attributed to SUVs and coal plants.

[concernedcitizen76]

It was called the Great Chilean Earthquake. On May 22, 1960, the most powerful earthquake ever recorded struck Chile near the town of Valdivia. The Valdivia quake measured an astounding 9.5 out of 10 on the Richter Scale. This was a true monster. This single geological event acounted for 25% of all the energy released by all the earthquakes for the century after the great San Francisco earthquake of 1906. The Valdivia earthquake packed the energy of 178 million tons of TNT. The earth shook, not for seconds, but for as long as 5 minutes. Coastal villages disappeared. A tsunami of 26 feet overwhelmed the Chilean coast. The giant tsunami stretched out across the Pacific at 200 miles per hour and caused massive destruction. It crashed into Hawaii with 35-foot high waves and also devastated portions of costal Japan.

[MaxMax]

We’ll need the EPA to force Volcanoes to go electric. To much carbon.

[outofsalt]

Does anybody know where to find a virgin?
You know, to throw in...

[xp38]

Ash alert!

[mmichaels1970]

My daughter's boyfriend just texted me a YouTube link to the eruption.

[Lazamataz]

I am so screwed.

[RayChuang88]

It'll be very interesting to see what happens to the world's climate after the Calbuco volcano erupted. If this is a sustained eruption over several days, it may be enough to cause some cooling of the atmosphere, and could temporarily change the rain patterns around the world.

Remember, when the Icelandic volcano Eyjafjallajökull erupted in the spring of 2010, the result was one of the highest winter rainfall totals in the state of California for the 2010-2011 rainy season.

[uglybiker]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....

Volcano chiiiiiiilleeeeeee........