Jenna Jameson: I'm converting to Judaism

Fox News ^ | June 12, 2015

[Hostage]

Looks like reverse Jenner in the making.

[ken5050]

It's like very old joke....

She's fairly innocent..she's only had sex twice in her life before her marriage...with the Navy and the Marines..

[b4its2late]

Being naked and boffing in the sun all the time will do that to you

[IronJack]

I’m not sure Judaism needs another whore. They’ve already got Barbra Streisand and Madonna.

[SaveFerris]

The best part of the joke are the ones who buy the magazine every month. Maybe they just wanna find out who is on the cover THIS month.

[SaveFerris]

Heh

[Talisker]

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?" He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!" Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

Of course. After all, he wasn't a Real™ Christian™.

[Fightin Whitey]

Madame Secretary too.

[Sherman Logan]

I don’t get it either. Recently did a job in the home of a very wealthy couple. He was a good bit older, and she was pretty obviously a trophy wife.

Dominating their very large living room was an enormous blowup of the two of them at their wedding. Mostly her face, because they were dancing and he was facing away from the camera. Back of his head only.

LOL

[trisham]

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

Emo Philips

[Dalberg-Acton]

Guilty!

[Rashputin]

Apparently her favorite meat isn’t bacon.

[tumblindice]

A delighted, incredulous bride
Remarked to the groom at her side,
..”I never could quite
..Believe till tonight
Our anatomies would coincide.”

[SaveFerris]

lol

[Boogieman]

At least with that, I can kind of understand it, since it’s a business. She’s the product that people want to buy, so she is advertising the product.

This putting up posters of yourself in your own home... it’s just cuckoo.

[Bringbackthedraft]

Hmmmmmm? She even looks Jewish. Maybe even more so if her hair was black. My mom would say, she’s a real kuraver,(sp?)or trumpnik.

[doorgunner69]

Wow, talk about high mileage............

[Boogieman]

“New York’s such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guy was very rude. I said, “I’d like a card.” He says, “You have to prove you’re a citizen of New York.” So I stabbed him.” - Emo Philips

[trisham]

LOLOLOL!

[Ann Archy]

Extremely Catholic?? HAHAHAHAH!!! What an IDIOT.