Posted on 06/12/2015 10:16:16 AM PDT by Sopater
Jenna Jameson says she has found love ... and God.
The former adult film star has revealed that she is converting from Catholicism to Judaism. Why? The 41-year-old is embracing her Israeli fiance Lior Bitton's religious traditions.
Jameson has been cooking up a storm, literally. She shared a picture of her latest attempt at making challah, a type of bread typically used by Jews during festival meals.
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Priest: Tell me your sins, my son.
Jerry: Well, I should tell you that I’m Jewish.
Priest: That’s no sin.
Jerry: Oh good. Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he’s converted to Judaism just for the jokes.
Priest: And this offends you as a Jewish person?
Jerry: No, it offends me as a comedian.
And I am sure she will just as faithful a Jew as she was a Catholic.
April 9, 1974 (age 41)
At least she didn’t do it for the jokes.
Somehow this “story” is “hard” to “swallow”!
Good for her. I’m thinking about converting from West Texas Methodist to Hill Country Baptist.
Somehow I see nothing lost when a diamond thief hooks up with a porn star. They deserve each other.
I'll presume she won't be Orthodox.
Well . . . Bye!
I am thinking about converting from Pennsylvania Heathen to West Texas Heathen.... so help me God.
LOL! Check out this snippet from Wednesday:
The former porn star’s apparent desire to convert from Catholicism is somewhat surprising, if only because of her longstanding public devotion to Christ."I'm very religious," Jameson told Larry King in 2013. "I think that we've come a long way religiously. I don't think that you have to take the Bible literally… And I love being able to teach my children what it means to just believe and have the strength of faith... I've always been extremely Catholic. My father was Catholic, and he brought me up that way.”
Come to really know God. You can’t forget Jesus, but if the right way wasn’t getting you to know God, going to Judaism is good.....learn....keep learning.
Can you confess all those sins in one sitting ?
Her father would regularly sleep with her stripper friends when she was a teenager. Yeah, he really raised her Catholic.
Man, how can people be so narcissistic as to hang glamour shots of themselves on the walls of their home? I just can't fathom it.
Excellent comedy writers - some priceless skits that would rival Carl Reiner/Mel Brooks in the day (Show of Shows?).
Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
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