Someone is going to start championing bacteria rights if we start enslaving them.
I’m all for bacteria rights.
I use fermented apple cider vinegar for a lot of things, including shrinking ugly skin growths caused by too many years in the sun. I can almost hear those happy little bacteria getting to work on my skin.
My dermatologist approves, tho we both know there are limits to bacteria power and I’m scheduled for removal of a few basal cell carcinomas next week.
Let my bacteria go!