“It was assault with a breadly weapon?”
Rye humor?
Beat me to it. That’s what I get for loafing.
That joke was a bit crusty. Quit loafing, you knead new material!
He certainly went “crackers”!
What a “yeastly” thing to have happened to him!
He was found to be “half baked”!
I read about a fire in a Paris bakery once, nothing left but French Toast!