What next? Lots of government applications:
1. We see you haven’t had your abortion this year. You’re not having a baby, are you?
2. We see you only voted in three polling places today. Please vote democrat at least two more times today.
3. We see you’ve only destroyed four police vehicles in this week’s riot. Please pick up your pace.
4. We saw you pumping gas twice this week. Isn’t it time you bought an electric vehicle?
5. We noticed you were a man last week and are identifying as a woman this week...have you considered identifying as a wolverine?
On #5, he wouldn’t be man enough to identifying as a wolverine.