Them Toad Lickers
How about Them Toad Lickers,
Ain’t they crumbs?
Lickin’ them toadies,
In they bums.
Lickin’ them Colorados,
Lickin’ them Cane Toads,
Lickin’ them Bufos,
Poor little butts.
Look at Them Toad Lickers,
Ain’t they droll?
Some use a tongue swipe,
Some use a loll.
Them dadgum Toad Lickers,
Ain’t they mean?
Run ‘round lickin’,
Ever toad what’s seen.
How to be a Toad Licker?
Don’t need a ticket.
Find an old toad,
Haul off and lick it!
The inside of your head must be a very scary place, and I’m just talking about your username, I haven’t even gotten to the lyrics yet! LOL.