...why the hell are you, as a FRESHMAN, in a bar in the first place?...
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Its been a while since I was a college freshman, but the best I can recall is that you are about 2-3 years away from legal drinking age.
I just don’t get it. Only a handful of people in the world have the opportunity to earn $30, $50, maybe $100 million really for about 5-10 years’ work, and if I had that staring at me, I wouldn’t do anything to endanger that. There is plenty of time later for booze, coke, or whatever you want.