Can I at LEAST have Ryan Gossling? He grows organic kale for me and lets me keep chickens and massages my neck while I crochet and will watch ‘Downton Abbey’ with me!
*SMIRK*
P.S. Thank You, God, for giving me a REAL MAN to share my life! :)
I know, right? This is a total tun off, TOTAL turn off. You know who’s HOT?? Chris Pratt. He can’t be a Stromo, no way!