[Covenantor]

I hate when drunken squirrels think they can sing Broadway. show tunes.

Little screechy drama queens.

[MHGinTN]

Reminds me of the Raccoon who came onto my back deck last night begging for an oatmeal cookie. That guy stood up on his back legs and held his front paws out like a kid reaching for the candy bag! But I’ve been interacting with him since he was a wee thing, so I even have a name for him.