Their convention could feature live acts of cannibalism and a Tijuana donkey show, and conclude by nominating a Golden Retriever.
47% will still pull the “D” lever to keep the free sh*t a-flowin’
In 1959 I witnessed a donkey show in Nuevo Laredo, while being "in love with a 16 year old 'Mexican Virgin, as her brother told me' before the $2 was exchanged for the encounter".
I've since been around the world, witnessed many unusual encounters, but NOTHING is as impactful as a donkey show.
The only event more mind damaging would be hildabutchbitch kankle b*nging huma.