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Jail inmate in Arizona pulls eye out of its socket
wishtv ^ | August 1, 2015 | ap

Posted on 08/01/2015 3:15:41 PM PDT by digger48

Edited on 08/01/2015 5:41:31 PM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

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To: gov_bean_ counter
"I predict the jokes are going to be pretty cornea..."

Filled with vitreous humor no doubt :-)

21 posted on 08/01/2015 3:46:06 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: rikkir; dead

Q: What do you call a blind buck or doe?

A: No-eyed deer. Was hoping you knew.


22 posted on 08/01/2015 3:48:53 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Republicans are nothing more than "beards" for Democrats.)
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To: gov_bean_ counter

I predict the jokes are going to be pretty cornea...

The vitreous humor on this site is appalling.


23 posted on 08/01/2015 3:51:21 PM PDT by LydiaLong
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To: LydiaLong

Time to put a lid on the eye puns. Some people might think of them as high brow, but I think they really make for bad optics


24 posted on 08/01/2015 3:54:10 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: digger48

HA!!!


25 posted on 08/01/2015 3:54:32 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter
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To: Joe 6-pack

Would jokes about Socket Wrenches be OK?


26 posted on 08/01/2015 4:09:36 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Sad fact, most people just want a candidate to tell them what they want to hear)
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To: Joe 6-pack
 photo Nixon sock it.png

Socket to me?

27 posted on 08/01/2015 4:13:04 PM PDT by digger48
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To: cripplecreek

As long as you’re not using the socket wrenches to tighten any eye-bolts, I think we could see our way through that.


28 posted on 08/01/2015 4:21:21 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Maybe he was just trying to see eye to eye.


29 posted on 08/01/2015 4:28:29 PM PDT by tshaun
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To: tshaun

One thing is for sure. If he was attending any classes at the time of his incarceration, there will be one less pupil on Monday.


30 posted on 08/01/2015 4:33:13 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

I always keep an eye out for this kind of thread on FR.


31 posted on 08/01/2015 4:37:20 PM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: digger48

A real life “Popeye”!


32 posted on 08/01/2015 4:39:35 PM PDT by Jan_Sobieski (Sanctification)
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To: hal ogen

Yes, threads like this can be a real eye grabber.


33 posted on 08/01/2015 4:44:38 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Time to put a lid on the eye puns. Some people might think of them as high brow, but I think they really make for bad optics

Some people have a blind spot for eye humor. You were probably an excellent pupil in school.


34 posted on 08/01/2015 4:48:03 PM PDT by LydiaLong
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To: LydiaLong

I was the apple of my teacher’s eye :-)


35 posted on 08/01/2015 4:49:12 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Maybe he will now throw himself on the mercy of the court, as a disabled person.


36 posted on 08/01/2015 5:13:32 PM PDT by Mark17 (How could anyone suspend himself upon a cross and die for me, die willingly, to set us free.)
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To: Mark17
"Maybe he will now throw himself on the mercy of the court..."

They say that justice is blind ;-)

37 posted on 08/01/2015 5:27:15 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: Joe 6-pack
They say that justice is blind ;-)

I guess I had that one coming. 😂😎😆😄

38 posted on 08/01/2015 5:32:21 PM PDT by Mark17 (How could anyone suspend himself upon a cross and die for me, die willingly, to set us free.)
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One-eyed Jacks are WILD.


39 posted on 08/01/2015 5:32:41 PM PDT by Rio (Proud resident of the State of Jefferson)
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To: digger48

Be seeing you!

(For Prisoner fans)


40 posted on 08/01/2015 5:46:29 PM PDT by DFG ("Dumb, Dependent, and Democrat is no way to go through life" - Louie Gohmert (R-TX))
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