That’s pretty funny, but it’s still just a waste of my time.
I just skip right to *CLICK*.
It works every time and is equally satisfying.
I use a similar type tactic and act like I’m a telemarketer that was making a call outbound right as I received their call. I’ll usually launch into a sales pitch and attempt to sell them an item like an automated backscratcher by Whamo with 3 type sandpaper attachments for different skin types. Or something like this is “Rob from credit card services” in a monotone voice...
It drives them nuts and they hang up...: )
Answer AS a business, and they usually take you off the list - assuming you get to a person to do so.