I have had a number of comebacks for these telemarketers
A high pressure sales pitch for BRAWNDO! THE THIRST MUTILATOR (c).
Dakota County Sheriffs Department
Prairie Island Power Plant
And now for the telemarketers pitching small business financing, I tell them that I am in the imported olive oil business, with other services as well. I try to sound like I’m from Bay Ridge or Bensonhurst. Capiche?
I usually hang up immediately but one day, after a dozen calls, I tore them a new one. A few weeks later, they sent me a dollar bill in the mail with an apology. Hmm, now where did they get my mailing address, uh huh.