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Alex Gomez found the 4-foot-long snake in a field behind his home on Monday and decided to pick it up.

I'm going to hazard a guess and say alcohol was probably involved in this poor decision.

1 posted on 08/28/2015 2:26:49 PM PDT by PROCON
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Or genetics.


2 posted on 08/28/2015 2:28:16 PM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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“I told you I didn’t want a selfie with you !!!”


3 posted on 08/28/2015 2:28:33 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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The 36-year-old...

How did he live so long?

4 posted on 08/28/2015 2:29:00 PM PDT by aomagrat (Gun owners who vote for democrats are too stupid to own guns.)
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and even wrapping it around his neck

Sounds like the snake went above and beyond with tolerance. Wonder what he did to finally get it mad.

6 posted on 08/28/2015 2:31:35 PM PDT by PAR35
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I normally give snakes their just distance and due, but in this case I feel ‘sorry’ that the snake will end up being destroyed because of the stupidity of this idiot - Guess ‘we’ will end up paying the tab also.


7 posted on 08/28/2015 2:31:41 PM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98)"IF Congress approval hangs around 15-20 % how come 90% get reelected?")
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 photo ratlercopy.jpgI took the precaution of killing this one first. It is a Florida Eastern Diamondback.
8 posted on 08/28/2015 2:32:22 PM PDT by yarddog (Romans 8:38-39, For I am persuaded.)
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Well, he could be a liberal.
They don’t have to be drunk to do stupid things.


9 posted on 08/28/2015 2:32:45 PM PDT by Verbosus (/* No Comment */)
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Yep a hold my beer moment.


13 posted on 08/28/2015 2:37:23 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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“Hold my tequila”


16 posted on 08/28/2015 2:40:56 PM PDT by Vinnie
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I have harshly Judged two diamondbacks over the past couple of weeks. No selfies, but I did photograph the carcasses. 410 target loads (#7shot) works nicely.
Judge is my constant companion around the place since he so judiciously despatches snake justice.


17 posted on 08/28/2015 2:41:36 PM PDT by Tupelo (Trump is no Reagan, but he is a fighter.")
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Alex Gomez found the 4-foot-long snake in a field behind his home on Monday and decided to pick it up.

Booze or sheer stupidity. There is no other answer.

19 posted on 08/28/2015 2:46:38 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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We’ve lived out here on the river for almost 30 years. Husband has killed twenty-four (24) rattlesnakes in all those years. (He wanted to filet one of the bigger ones to put in the freezer to eat; but I said “NO!” All totaled, there’s no telling how many poisonous snakes have been killed out here on the river. There’s a sinkhole up the way that was just teeming with them several years ago. - Normally, I don’t kill any snakes. They have their place. - The copperheads, though, are sneaky. Quiet, sneaky, lethal. A copperhead got up on the back porch & was headed for the back door one night. Our big dog, Dubbers, is a snake dog with the biggest dew claws I’ve ever seen. She’s very casual about snakes; but the copperhead had her all stirred up & barking to alert us.


20 posted on 08/28/2015 2:48:13 PM PDT by Twinkie (John 3:16)
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I may be biased, but.....

I don't think adults were this stupid when I was a kid. I honestly can't remember grown ups being this damned dumb when I was growing up.

Are there any Freepers in their 60s or 70s that can verify this?

I honestly think that people are getting dumber and dumber. It's very scary.

22 posted on 08/28/2015 2:55:44 PM PDT by IDontLikeToPayTaxes
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What. The. Hell.

LOL

This reminded me of a viral “Cobra Pit” video on Youtube. I will provide link below. It is hilarious, but be forewarned, the language the narrator uses is not for children or the overly sensitive:

https://youtu.be/RQbH3fyGerE


23 posted on 08/28/2015 2:55:53 PM PDT by ballearthout
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Darwin Award


24 posted on 08/28/2015 2:57:31 PM PDT by bestintxas (every time a RINO loses, a founding father gets his wings.)
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“There ain’t no cure for stupid” Ron White.


32 posted on 08/28/2015 3:30:10 PM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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The man picked up a very nasty native of the Southern Californian desert, a Mojave Green rattlesnake.

He is fortunate to be present, because they can be a ‘two-stepper’, as opposed to David Carradine’s ‘five-stepper five finger palm technique’, as in ‘Kill Bill 2’.

http://reptileknowledge.com/squamata/mojave-rattlesnake.php


34 posted on 08/28/2015 3:49:12 PM PDT by Terry L Smith
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Darwin award winner...


35 posted on 08/28/2015 3:50:15 PM PDT by broken_arrow1 (I regret that I have but one life to give for my country - Nathan Hale "Patriot")
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“‘Don’t Mess With Snakes,’ Advises Man Bitten by Rattlesnake While Taking Selfie”

Umm, the rest of US are not the ones who need that advice, genius!


40 posted on 08/28/2015 4:39:38 PM PDT by Boogieman
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Be nice if you could let us know where Lake Elsinore is. Only Elsinore I know of is in “Hamlet”.


43 posted on 08/28/2015 4:47:41 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Let's put the ship of state on Cruz Control with Ted Cruz.)
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