I heard this on the radio news, this is what I could find online. I don't know if it's true but if it isn't I'll give them an "A" for creativity!
1 posted on
09/30/2015 3:34:09 PM PDT by
Ray76
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To: Ray76
Nominee for Darwin Award — but not even close to stupid enuf to actually win that award.
2 posted on
09/30/2015 3:36:44 PM PDT by
USNA74
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To: Ray76
As a recovering alcoholic, I can tell you that drunks, when it comes to being drunk, are absolute geniuses.
4 posted on
09/30/2015 3:36:57 PM PDT by
Fido969
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To: Ray76
Things would have been fine if...
the raccoon hadn't been drinking too!
6 posted on
09/30/2015 3:40:05 PM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
(With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility)
To: Ray76
But seriously, who hasn’t tried this?
To: Ray76
Sounds like a Foster Brooks story
To: Ray76
9 posted on
09/30/2015 3:41:51 PM PDT by
Timber Rattler
(Just say NO! to RINOS and the GOP-E)
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11 posted on
09/30/2015 4:01:10 PM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: Ray76
Never use a coon as a designated breather.
Consider it a lesson learned.
To: Ray76
Thanks for posting. I haven’t laughed this hard in a coon’s age!
13 posted on
09/30/2015 4:09:24 PM PDT by
Cyman
(We have to pass it to see what's in it= definition of stool sample)
To: Ray76
Just when you thought you’d heard it all.
14 posted on
09/30/2015 4:10:22 PM PDT by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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Coons don’t attack people; they beg from people.
They’re all born Democrats.
15 posted on
09/30/2015 4:13:56 PM PDT by
editor-surveyor
(Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
To: Ray76
Capture a wild racoon and force it to breathe into a breathalyzer? Yah right. This story is not even remotely believable. Maybe after a few drinks though......
16 posted on
09/30/2015 4:15:09 PM PDT by
HerrBlucher
(Abortion is murder)
To: Ray76
Raccoons can be ferocious little shits I’ve seen one beat the hell out of a full grown male Rottweiler pretty easily and shred him up pretty bad
To: Ray76
"Shoulda just asked me to drive, man!"
19 posted on
09/30/2015 4:17:53 PM PDT by
COBOL2Java
(I'll vote for Jeb when Terri Schiavo endorses him.)
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“A” for Ignorance. Raccoons are vicious. One of them tore up my mother’s cat; ripped its throat to shreds. Dad & I took the cat to the vet’s; but she finally died anyway.
23 posted on
09/30/2015 4:57:50 PM PDT by
Twinkie
(John 3:16)
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I don’t think you could make this stuff up. :-)
25 posted on
09/30/2015 5:24:22 PM PDT by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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“this guy somehow found a raccoon going through the garbage, captured it and then used the raccoon to blow into the Breathalyzer”
Wouldn’t that be a bit trickier to accomplish than a field sobriety test? I don’t think I could manage that feat stone cold sober. Let the man drive!
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When a racoon says NO it means NO
27 posted on
09/30/2015 6:13:55 PM PDT by
zzwhale
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