I was cracking up! Like I said - too many Disney videos and thinks the bear is some sort of pet.
“Oh thank you Bear for leaving my kayak alone.” In her sing-song voice.
“Now I’m going to tell you what I’m going to do. I’m going to spray you in the face with pepper-spray.”
(Okay - right there didn’t make any sense either!)
And then when it starts going after the canoe she starts calling it like a dog.
“Leave my kayak alone - come here bear.”
(”Come here”? You just maced me lady!)
#blackbearlivesmatter