[The Ghost of FReepers Past]

It was an opera singer, not a cellist:

http://nypost.com/2014/01/27/opera-singer-cant-work-over-uncontrollable-flatulence/

[Heart-Rest]

This guy probably sampled just a little too much of the pork roll product at the plant.

Case's Pork Roll

The New York Post seems to like to run these kinds of stories.  Here's the New York Post version of this current story:

"Pork roll company fired my hubby for farting, wife says"