Muskrat, muskrat candlelight Doin' the town and doin' it right In the evenin' It's pretty pleasin'
Muskrat Susie, muskrat Sam Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land And they shimmy And Sammy's so skinny
And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed Singin' and jinglin' the jango Floatin' like the heavens above It looks like muskrat love
Nibblin' on bacon, Chewin' on cheese Sammy says to Suisie "Honey would you please be my missus?" And she says yes With her kisses
And now he's ticklin' her fancy Rubbin' her toes, Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes As they wiggle And Sue starts to giggle And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed Singin' and jinglin' the jango Floatin' like the heavens above It looks like muskrat love
I hate you.
Hmmm, my two doggies.